Some people have the most intelligent things to say don’t they.
Cock Master? I was intrigued. It seems like such a dumb yet profound insult. What on earth does it mean? Follow me on a journey to find the truth!
Urbandictionary.com, a favourite with school children across the globe helps shed some light on the matter with the following definitions:
(I have to apologize for the extremely poor English employed in the statements below)
Description #1
Descriptive noun for displaying extreme displeasure at an individual or individuals (Cock Masters).
eg. All of them cock masters, everyone of them just kissing the bosses arse especially Graham, the cock master.
Description #2
Man or Woman, but more suited towards the female sex. A middle aged woman who has had ALOT of cock and has children to show as a result, thus showing a true mastering of the cock. Typically has had so much cock that the vagina and anus have merged as one orifice as a result of wear.
eg. ‘This woman in the pub is 47, she has had 4 husbands and 6 children by all different men, she is a true cock master’
Description #3
One who is of great experience with the cock. In fact, there is none greater than he/she is with the cock.
eg. Dude, I’m telling you…it was amazing. I’ve never seen a chick who knew her way around a dick that much before. She’s a cock master.
Description #4
1. To be a homosexual male: master of the cock/Someone/thing which you don’t like very much
eg. damnit leroy… why do you have to be such a cock master?
Description #5
A man who can sling his penis with great skill.
eg. “Why is Jon so good with the ladies?”
“Cause he’s the Cock Master!”
Now you see people. This is the power of the internet. There is nothing we cannot know.
The most popular definition of ‘cock master’ as decided by the users of urbandictionary.com was #2.
*As a result of this post if you type cock master into Google I’m 7th on the list! heh
haha that made my day, very funny!
I love the way the definitions are so varied!
right on with your different angles with the definitions
different people see things different ways is what i always say
nice! dugg!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarawhite/1354156564/
PS you’re #5 now on the google list
I wonder why it would be written on the car!
Maybe he’s a poultry farmer/cockfighting bookie held in particularly high regard. Unlikely, but we need to cover ALL the possibilities.
That was rather amusing, though I suspect the car’s owner wasn’t too pleased.
Hmmm,
maybe it was “cook master”.
But you know, the snow did something.
LOL. Just what you expect in a tree-lined American residential neighborhood.
Hi, you make an exelent point about being able to find out just about anything nowadays within a few clicks. I love all your blog posts by the way.
I was just drifting along and your image floated into my line of sight. Still unnerved, but with “arousing” curiosity, I read your research paper. Indeed, the “master” can be many things to many people. However, I remain a little unsettled by this image and fear it will be like one of those annoying songs you can’t get out of your head…
That was hilarious. That truly made my night.
That was pretty funny, I guess I am a cockmaster by many of those definitions. Guess which ones.
BTW there is a lot of graffitti here in Toulouse France but most of it is terrible. I’ll send a few pics but don’t expect much. A disturbing trend in graf by French artists but they try to write in English and misspell most of the words. I’m sure it is not on purpose as in the US.
Heh…Cockmaster….
Nice
Prince of Penis
The examples are the best. Gotta love #5!
Maybe cock master, in this context, means being able to piss out words onto the side of a vehicle. The fact that it’s done in block print rather than cursive suggests great stop and go flow control only achieved by a master!
haha… i just stumbled into this page… funny analysis…:)