Maccy Dee’s

The views of yet another happy customer at McDonald’s it would seem. I admit that up until a few years ago I would happily eat one of those things. Look at the image above. It looks so tempting. That doughy bread, chopped lettuce, tomatoes, ham and cheese. A feast one could be proud of it would seem.

The problem becomes apparent on purchase. I was led to believe I would receive a meal fit for a king, however upon opening of the colourful cardboard box my delight turns to disgust as I stare at the damp, soggy, eyesore of a meal. We’ve all been there. We’ve all thought it looks gross, but we nearly always go ahead and eat it.

Secretly we hope it’s because the E numbers permeated the smell of the ‘thing’ forcing a neurological impulse to take a bite suddenly the monosodium glutamate really kicks in at which point we raise our white flag and give in to defeat. Hastily devouring every last morsel of the obvious culinary disaster.

Humans are funny. heh.